A cool Review

Hello dear animal.
Today i wanna tell you a cool story about a cool review made by a cool guy called DAC.

Actually. I'm nearly finished writing my script. Current status is at about: 75%.

Still need to record some more footage.

After i'm done, i can finally start recordig my voice and record some stuff in front of my camera.

Edit. Fap. And stuff like that and then it's done.

Prepare for a stupid Review about a strange game which name i aint gonna tell you because its a secreeeet. But its made by Krome Games or something like that. The guys who dont know how to write chrome correctly. Hue. Get it?

Alright thats all. Gotta write my english exams now. Baybay bebe

#FluxIsRising

-DAC

Add me if you like!

Hey hey heeeeyyyy...

I just creaed a new LoL account because i want to play on N/A and not shitty EUW.

So i decided i let you know where you can add me.

LoL:
EUW: DS Dysun
N/A: DAC Flux

STEAM:
Furzel3 or Danny i guess.

Skype:
Ufzehlol

And thats all.
Add me wherever you like.
But dont expect shit of me.

Huehue mabubu

Dear Diary.

I hate ChuiPlayz. Because today is his birthday... And not mine...

First he stole my LilyPichu Porn. Then he got birthday. What comes next? He`s gonna die o wa?

Please god. Give him unlucky times :( jk but srsly. Make him suffa.

The end.

Im dead.

LilyPichu Story

Dear Diary,


[14:24P.M.]
today my whole LilyPichu Porn got stolen by ChuiPlayz.

[16:54P.M.]
Seriously... ChuiPlayz... Please give me back my LilyPichu Porn :(

[20:12P.M.]
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, ASSHOLE!!

[1:14A.M.]
I am so lonely without my special Porn :(

So i'm gonna sing you a song, maybe ChuiPlayz will give it back to me then...

LilyPichuuuuuuuuuuu
LILYYYYY PIIICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Best P0rn in life. 

The End.

And now let's wait and see what happens.

[5:781A.M.]
I am dead. 


The End

Speedruns! BATTLE ME

Greeting boys and girls.

Ever wanted to challenge someone? Now is your chance.
I'll do some just4fun speedruns. And if you wanna join then.. Well.. Join. XD

How to join:
Send me a PM on youtube named "Speedrun Battle Request"
Write inside that PM the name of the game. Thats all.
Record your speedrun and send it to me via PM link.
I'll add it to my speedrun and make a splitscreen Video out of it so people can compare both runs.

Rules for pretty much every run:
-no cheats
-no speed-up in an emulator
-dont manipulate your video by speeding it up or cutting something out
-use WSplit to record your time and your PAR time for single chapters/worlds

Quick example:
In super meat boy:
Create for every CHAPTER a new segment.
And for every bossfight too.
The run starts right when you press START.
Pls only send videos without comments and pretty much un-edited. Just render or compress them so the file wont be too big.

-emulators are only for some games allowed
-no 3rd party programs which manipulate your game/gameplay
-Provocated Bugs or Glitches are NOT allowed. Why? Because i want a clear pure run. Nothing else.
-your run will be rated at the end
-no savegames
-no savestats
-it must be a clesr and new run
-respect the % runs
Sometimes im gonna make a any% run sometimes a 100% run and so on. Respect that otherwise youre gonna be DQed and your run doesnt count compared to mine.

Rating system:
-single segment PAR time
-whole time
-complete rating of the whole run (for example - for used glitches. No matter what kind of glitch or bug)

You'll get a +/- quote compared to my run.

Viewer can rate too. 10/10 points aviable.
Categories:
-Whole run (which one was better in their opinion)
-overall skill
-bonus points

Dont wanna battle me in that kind of way? No problem. You can also do it like that if you like:
I make a speedrun.
You watch it and make a better or worse one.
Upload it to youtube.
Send me the link and i'll watch it.

That's all. So... Well. Yea... If you want to battle me then do so. If you dont want to then dont do it. The end.

Have a nice night folks :)

Day 3

Dear Diary,

Today i died. Why? Hell i don't even know. My beloved bandage girl got stolen from me. This assfuck fetus took her und escaped. I tried to hunt him down the tutorial, but he escaped.

Later this day i finally found him. Bandage girl bound on lil' slugger. Fetus activated lil slugger and hunted me down. I managed to escape and let him run against a wall. When i tried to reach bandage girl and free her, he escaped again.

A few days later after i managed to get pass the insane hospital with all those syrings and shit. After i got pass the salt factory with all its bathsalt stuff. Cloud9. I reached Hell. Literally i reached hell.

At this point i stopped and said to myself "fuck her. Shes not worth it. I wont go through hell just to get her back..." but i did...

After i went through the other worlds which names i forgot, i finally reached the end... Get it? With some epic music i had to proof what i learned and use every step wisely.

I defeated dr. Fetus and flee with bandage girl on my back.

The End (?)

My meatboy got stolen. I tried to find him but i think dr. Fetus is behind all this again. I looked for him in every single level he had to go through but i couldnt find him. Suddenly... A new world appeared named cotton alley. I'll find you ma meatboiii.

Blades. Chainsaws and all that crazy stuff. This world is full of deadly shit. I never managed to get through this pain. I'll never find my meatboy ever again... Im sorry meatboy... but you SUCK ASSHOLE BITCH!!!

So i left the cotton alley. Went to the main menu. And killed meatboy by clicking on shutdown. The end.

Script: Danny
Music: Amnesia
VisualFX: Unreal Engine
Steam: made by Danny
Asshole: Meatboy
Dr. FETUS is: gay

Byebye the end.

Day 2

Dear Diary.

Today i woke up drunk in a hotel. There were many strange noises.
I went out to see what happened. A couple jumped out the window and killed themselves. I knew i gotta get out of that shit. So i ran to the elevator, opened it and climbed inside of it. Suddenly the elevator crashed down. The door opened and i swear by God i saw the hell.

Undead people walking around. They tried to attack me. But then the elevator crashed again. A guy starting talking to me over a speaker. He gave me objectives. First i gotta get the hell out of the elevator and then run to the storage room to get hold of a weapon. But sadly... I failed when i got chased to the storage room by more of those bastard monsters.

I woke up in a beach house. People talking random stuff. I heard that the guy who saved my ass, is getting attacked outside. No one of those bloody bastards wanted to help him. Even tho they knew theyre gonna die if he should die.

I grabbed a paddle and ran out. First i got beaten by a fat zombie smacking my face. But i got up quickly and killed all of those assholes.

Later the guy called Sinamoi gave me some objectives. Getting the ID card. Clearing the way to the lifeguard tower. And so on. All because i am one of three other people who are immune against this "virus" thingy.

By the way: I am the black gangster rapper one hit wonder bitch. Some hours later after i helped those poor bitchez inside the lighthouse, i went back to the hotel and got a giant car. With it i broke through a blocked wall in a tunnel. I finally reached thankfully the city. Its shit here. Many dead people and no chance to drive a freakin car because too many barricades.

Someone told me my journey is gonna take me throuh a jungle... But then i stopped playing Dead Island. Becuase i hate jungles except of the jungles with the zombie monkeys hue.

The End. I DIED!!!

LILYPICHU I LOVE UU!!!!!!