My Future?

Hi, I suppose.

I've been absent from my blog for quite some time now.
The reason I haven't done anything on here at all after the closing of my YouTube-Channel back then was simply because I honestly forgot about this blog of mine entirely.

Anyways, let me give you a quick recap on what's been going on in my life so far and then let's talk about some future stuff.

I closed down my YouTube-Channel because I felt very unhappy with the course my channel was taking aswell as the quality of my content.
I've always been a very destructive person, so the closure of my channel isn't really a surprise since I have done quick decisions similar like that in the past before.

I've opened up a new channel before I closed down DACFlux and I am actually somewhat still using it. Momentarily it's just a plattform for me to put snippets of unfinished songs I've been working on up on it and comment under videos of other people.

I had to go through a hell lot of troublesome stuff in the timespan of the closure of my channel up to this very moment I am writing this new blog post.

In that timespan I've probably visited doctors and hospitals more than I have all the years before this time combined. I've experienced a gastric juice overflow in my body, which led me to manifest a phobia. I had to learn to be less afraid of having to vomit over a long period of time, aswell as train going to public place and hold out my panic attacks in order to slowly get used to it and make myself realize bit by bit that there is nothing to be afraid of. Either I vomit and that's that or I manage to calm my body down, slow down my heart rate and escape the panic attack (which by the way always caused nausea).

I've been sued by a classmate of mine for threatening him, even though he was the one who came at me and thratened me with physical violence. The policewoman who interviewed me looked through the chatlogs I voluntarely gave her (something he didn't do), which lead her to see both sides and realize that not only I was threatened by him first, but also we kept threatening each other continuesly to no end. Or to put it simple: she realized that I'm not the bad guy, and that in fact in that specific situation neither he and me were the bad guys.
I waited a couple of months until I finally received a beautiful piece of paper on which the judge who went over the details of the case, that there is not enough public interest and thus the case was dropped since the guy who sued me actually never got in contact with the police at all after they interviewed him.
I still have the piece of paper and I actually hung it up on my wall becauses let's face it, when will you ever get such a message?

I am currently in the middle of my finals. In a couple of days everything will be over. Currently, in two days roughly, the first wave of non-written tests will take place.
So basically in a couple of days I will be done with school once again, hopefully get decent grades and hopefully finally manage to find a god damn job with my better considered school report.

Right now I don't do much, I actually didn't even prepare myself when I took the written exams.
All I did so far was reading the new book I have to present in the matter of 5 minutes in 2 days, aswell as refresh my notes for the EUROCOM presentation.
The topic I chose is 'Sloths'. I really love sloths so I thought it was the perfect topic for me to pick and present + since sloths mostly live somewhere around south america (or originated from there?) it has a connection to the topic 'english' and so I was allowed to take that topic and present it in a few days.
Tomorrow I will refresh my knowledge about genetics in biology and the cold war for the history exam.

I honestly have still no clue what's going to happen after I'm done with my finals.
I guess I'll try and find a job or perhaps at least a part-time job so I can make some money, get an income and save up for later.
So yeah, I guess I'll take it slow and easy again, though if I should get a chance, I might consider it.
Wether it'd be a job-offer, a schooling or whatever.
Anyways, so basically I still have no real plans for my future yet, all I want is finally start working and slowly but steadily work towards my dream, which is to leave this god forsaken country known as germany and finally move to japan.
Yeah yeah, I know what you're thinking 'But gee, that's so weeabo-ish' and to that I'll only reply with:
Doofus.
I always wanted to live on a countryside-like place, and after I've seen a couple of pictures of some of the wide open areas in japan I just knew that those are the places I want to live one day. They looked so calm, so quiet and so empty. Perfect in my opinion.
You have to know, I'm the type of person who just wants a calm life. I don't want to party, I don't want action all day long, I just want to sit in the sun, listen to the insects singing their songs of hatred and live as carefree as possible. All I want is barely enough money to live and a calming scenery around the place I live, since ever since I was born I've been living right in front of a damn hospital. Let me tell you, living in front of that gigantic beast is pure horror. Every second night you hear endless screams of woman who give birth, puking, shouting and crying people who are hurt or sick.
Confused people walking around and doing a bunch of loud things in the middle of the night who escaped out of the asylum which is in the same building as the hospital. Many construction-sites all day everyday surrounding me, sirens crying, arguments and fights breaking out, emergencies every minute. It's not a nice place when you all you seek in live is a peaceful atmosphere, that I tell ya.

Anyways, that's it so far. Alot more has happened, but I don't want to go too much in detail about the things happening in my private life, since mostly stressful very private things happened in the timespan I was gone. I'm not sure at the moment if I'll continue with my blog now or if perhaps I'll just give it up. But I do know that I have a goal, and towards that goal I will work as much as I have to in order to reach it. I want to live a quiet and peaceful life, and I will eventually get there, no matter the cost.

Day 06

Dear diary,

today I saw London. It was fantastic!
I got to ride some really cool carts dragged by horses and I also saw a Locomotive.
The people there were kind of unfriendly to be honest, but oh well, I guess it can't be helped.
After all they are having a rough time at the moment.
I even saw gangs fighting each other, crazy stuff I tell ya!

I met a guy, Greenie. Chilled lad, though I'm not really sure what his personality is like. So far he's been kind of quiet and rather watched instead of join in in any shape or form.

I got to fight in a fight-club-like small arena for money and you won't believe it...
I won! I'm now officially the champion of that fight-club. I made some good cash just by beating up some random dudes, isn't that crazy?

Anyways, I have to go. London's not liberating itself you know. I have to do make sure the creed is pleased with my work. I think I'm going to declare war against the Blighters for now. Let's see how far I can get together with the Rooks. Later.

New Reviews?

Eventually there will be new Reviews soon. I bought about 14 games in the steam summer sale. But first I gotta decide which game could be optimal for a review. I decide it on the length of the game,  the inventory if it fits and many more things. I will let them all go through the selection first. And when I find a fitting one,  then I will produce one as soon and fast as possible.

😊

I will keep you up to date on twitter. So be sure to always check my page so you dont miss future updates and news. And of course here and there some random stuff with stupid humor and weird moments. Have fun and hopefully I'll see you in my next review.

-Danny

The 3 Rules of Flux (2015)

Hello dear Interwebs People out there who are actually reading my blog.

My name is Flux, and all people wjo know me would describe me as loud, annoying and a guy who swears and curse all the time, laughing ablout every so simple joke and cant hold back to make even worse jokes about topics he shouldn't joke about. That's me.

Today I decided that I ruined by this lifestyle my life even more than I could have ever imagined. From being pervy and creepy to being an absolute a-hole to all the people I know, including my friends and family. I am planning on changing this TODAY! But before I explain how, let me tell you a little backstory of mine.

It started in the second type of school I visited. I made new friends at day one. After some time a new guy appeared on the school and later on he became one of ny best friends.
He had cruel and sometimes even overtop and unfunmy humor. He loved gore movies like Saw, Hostle, the human centipede and many more. I always took my space and tried not to become like him. Suddenly one day we actually laughed about the same unfunny and stupid joke and I knew, that this is gonna be a hard life I'll have.
I already knew that I became more and more like him even tho I didn't wanted that. I started watching splatter movies with him even tho I was a kindhearted guy and I disliked brutality in any form. I started making really mean jokes about the friend we had in school, yeah you could say I nearly bullied him. It went thst far. I made stupid jokes like him and started drawing gruesome and really damn weird drawings in school and outside school.

And this is how everything started. How I became the person I am today. I eventually dropped out of school and lost complete contact to all my friends there.
Basically... I lost every single friend I had in my life whenever something like dropping out of school or changing from school to school happened. Now I was alone. I only had my internet friends left and they reduced also even more than I wanted it. At the end I had one guy I always could have counted on. Chui.
Chui and I know each other since many many years now and of course we had here and there some really hard arguments and eventually even ignored each other for a while. I quickly found some new friends over the internet. Through some sites. Friends of other friends. Yea even some subscribers I knew back in the days of me.

Now. What happened was: I had an allergic reaction, probably due to the high amount of medicals I took back then due to some other physical problems I had. I couldn't finish my finals and so I was there. Sitting at home for a complete year, just waiting to finally restart my finals again... a complete year huh... time flies by.. anyways. I was all alone by myself. And thanks to the physical illness I had for months, I couldn't even take a step outside my door without feeling to nearly puke and die.

So there I was. 24/7 all by myself. No one I could talk to because I lost my RL friends. No one who could comfort me when I was sick again. No one I could tell a story or a joke or even just hang out together. Eventually I stsrted unintentionally talking to myself because of all the loneliness and bad thoughts I had. And it actually worked. I thought I'll never need any humans in my life ever again. So I started telling myself stupid and unfunny jokes which I already knew. Starting real conversation with my inner me. And eventually lost all my sanity. My sanity was already so low, that I started harrassing others instead of me to get rid of my anger and my frustration and all that stuff. And I hurt many people which I am not in contact anymore.
I completly lost myself and became "something" I never expected I would become. Everything turned around. I wasn't myself anymore. I was a guy who sat all day long in front of his pc, thinking he is a god and everyone should obey to him. It is kind of embarrassing talking about myself like that. But that's the truth. I got nothing to hide. Not anymore. Everything seems to be useless to me eipther if it's about a secret or even if it's about something deep or important. I literally care about nothing anymore. I don't care if I live or die. If I hurt someone or myself by saying mean things and insulting someone or myself. This is not what I want to be. I don't wanna be a respectless little kid who acts like everyone and everything belongs to him. I don't want this. And this is the reason why I started thinking about 3 simple rules to try to get my lifr in perfect balance again and try to be somewhat "normal" in the eyes of others.

And here we are. The 3 rules you waited for since you started reading my enourmosly long Blog entry.

Rule 1: Friendly
Rule 2: Respectful
Rule 3: Honorable

Rule 1 is simple. Being friendly. No matter what a bad day I had, or how someone acts or REACTS I will NOT insult someone, offend someone, abuse the help of someone and I will NOT swear and insult with it even more people un- or intensionally.

Rule 2 means that I have to be respectful to other people. Don't hurt their feelings. Accept their opinions. Let people be. Someone who doesn't give others some respect, will never earn respect. Simple as that.

Rule 3 isn't complicated but will take a bit longer to explain whaf I meant by that.
Being an honorable member of our community is seriously hard, but worthy and successful work. It basically means that I follow Rule 1 and 2 AND also do something for others. Help others out when I got the chance to do so. So basically it means being friendly and helpful, respecting evyeryone's opinions or respect them at all. Working hard to be part of this thing called "Life" and of course last but not least: honor others for their actions and maybe gain honor someday aswell for MY actions.

Friendly, Respectful, Honorable.
These 3 Rules will guide my Life from now on. There will be no excuse if I break one of these rules, because I made them up to guide my way through life and become a piece of my life and the life of others.

I am really thankful for the fact that you took your time to read my blog-entry and I thank you so much for supporting me even by reading this post.
I love you, people.
And I wish that everything goes as you plan in your lifes :-)

Have a nice day or evening. And have a nice life :-)

Important Announcement!

Hello dear Blog-Readers.

Today I wanna shout out a quick announcement which is kind of important.

First of all, to all my readers who are also in my Skype friend list, I won't be able to talk to you probably for a while, because it seems like my Skype doesn't want to work anymore.
I tried many things out, but nothing worked. So yeah... I won't be able to talk to you, just so you know. Sorry about that.

Anyways.

This "big" announcement is only important for all my YouTube-viewers.
Something happened with the internet company I am paying for my connection, and thankfully this time what happened is FINALLY positive. It seems like a mistake happened, and now I will have in a few days a 200k Internet connection. I actually ordered the 120k connection because it wasn't that expensive, but how I said, probably a mistake happened there and now I'll get the 200k for the same price :-)

I already asked the people there and even they don't even know what happened. So yeah. They told me, we'll stick with the 200k now instead of re-doing everything.

So yeah, in a few days I'll have a really fast internet connection and that means:

-High quality Live streams on Twitch.tv

-High quality Video Uploads on YouTube

-Quick downloads and uploads (Lots of positive opportunities)

-Great connections, less lags, more features with other people

-Better ping in calls (if I am the host = good Skype quality in a talk for features)

Overall it is more than positive.

Overall it means: Better download and upload rate, streaming and video quality (because of faster uploads), better connection in games and also in Skype calls.

This will affect you only in the way how many videos I will be able to upload, and how good my Streams on Twitch.tv will look like.
Also the download-speed is pretty important, because thanks to it, I will be able to download my steam games list all again one after another, and that means I got more time to record game-play for my reviews or for other video-types and this will also affect how fast I will be able to start and upload my projects.

So all in all, it is a positive change which will start in a few days, of course I will try to test together with you (my viewers) my connection out, by downloading all my steam games and record it to see how long it takes to download all my 145 games, and also of course I will test out live my live stream quality on twitch.

So, I hope I'll see you guys and girls in a bit when I got my new awesome internet connection.
Have a nice day, and be excited just like me :-)

-Danny (Flux)

Day 5

Dear dirrhea.

Today I got corrupted by sin. I killed so many of them. I just couldnt stop. Sinamoi and the others needed my help. And in the end I found out that everything was wasted time. This fucking army... seriously... they just fucking blown the god damn Island. The people I helped... the people I risked my life for. Everything was gone and everything I did was just wasted time. The infection continued. After I finally got off this fucking boat I was stranded on an island. And guess what. The zombies were there already. Waiting for me to get killed by my hand again and again.  I found jason and also killed him. And then I died. I ragequit. Next time I will defeat pope. Trust me. The runners will survive. Until the end of days. Until the judgement day. The day where I will stop the corrupt and close minded people and freeing all the conduits so they can live free together with the normal humans. One day.... I'll defeat General Totenkopf a.k.a. Deathhead. The Walking Dead will be my slaves, I will plant some plants to fight with me against the zombies. Together we will defeat the evil major and help and free all constructs. One day... we will be the Last of Us.

I'm gonna find my dad now. And find out that the infected are aliens. And the voice in my head actually exist. Penumbra is waiting for me again. Lel.

-FluxChui

Day 4

Dear Anus.

Today my Mom tried to kill me. She told me that God told her, that I'm corrupted by sin. And then she tried to knife me. I was able to escape. I flee through our Basement and went deeper and deeper. And for some odd shit I landed in her womb. Dont ask me how I did that pls. I really dont wanna talk about it. I sliced open her heart. And then this goat guy appeared and fought me. After I defeated him I fought myself. And found a chest... with an old dramatically sad photo in it.

Mom is back. Seems like she got rebirthed. Lel. Good bye.

-fluxsaac

New Comedy-Videos soon

Alrighty ladys and gentleman.

Some comedy videos will come soon as soon as I find some time off of my illness.
Also some other type of videos are already planned.
But I'm not gonna tell you what type of videos I planned for the future just to make it more interesting for you than it actually is.

Also I'm also planning a TV-Show like series on my channel. Nothing giant, just some short episodes which will be like a show with my alter-ego Flux.
So stay tuned for that. Videos will come soon.

Also new game reviews will also come soon. I already downloaded a few emulators so I got more freedom of which games I want to review.
Also the first review will be a Flux review so you can see the difference how it was before and how my Flux videos will look like.
The DAC review of an other game will follow after I made my Flux game review and uploaded it.

Also, last but not least: livestreams on Twitch.tv/dacflux I think my channel link was... new livestreams will continue every Saturday and - if I feel like to make another one - on Sunday.

I will stream games like Black Ops 2 Zombie Mode, Osu!, League of Legends (if it won't fuck up my bad ping on N/A) and many more.

That's all. I hope I helped you out with this blog post to keep you up-to-date what happens on on and around  my Youtube-channel.

Sincerly,
-Dyrus (VideoGameDunkey)

Followers.

So... I got 0 followers on Blogger, 0 follower on my Instagram page, 1 follower on tumblr, 1 follower on ask.fm,  3 follower on Twitter, and freaking 4 followers on vine because I made 7 really godlike random stupid vines? Wat?

10 Subscribers on my english channel
12 Subscribers on my german channel

And thousands of friends request in steam (0 people yesssss)

And ChuiPlayz gets 5 followers on Twitter for posting literally nothing
many followers on tumblr for posting attack on titan pictures
stoopid followers for answering no questions on ask.fm
1 follower for posting 2 nonsense vines, which aren't even funny (that one was me :D)

So yea. I'm jeliousesoujs becuz I wants dem too >:c


#FckUChuiBliet

sincerly
-Jontron

Samsung Galaxy S5

Hey Doods and Doodines I mean... Chui. I finally got my Samsung Galaxy S5. Its time to make some stupid Instagram pics and some really random stupid Vines finally. The end. Please dont die. ;D

Why my Videos aren't "interesting" or "significant" enough!

Hello Ladies and Gentleman.

I think I finally found out why my videos are getting such a bad response from my friends who watched them.

First of all: I'm talking too much about other stuff than about the actual topic.
It overweights the part where i talk about the topic itself.

Second of all: eventually I or more the sentences i build up aren't enough significant.
BUT the strange thing is: it seems like I am also not congenial. Or less congenial than I actually think I am.

So let's put those two in one sentence.

My videos are literally "boring" because I am not congenial enough, and my sentences make either no sense or are way too less significant.

I literally beat about the bush when I write texts, in my videos or even in Real Life in a social conversation.

Now I finally understand why many people don't get what the hell I'm even talking about or why they don't understand what I mean.

It all makes sense now.

And I just found out, that noun in the english language are mostly written tiny instead of Apple, it's written like apple. Never actually knew that. lol. Thank you, internet!

Well, because this is my blog, I think i can beat a little bit around the bush.

Anyways, I'll try to make my next videos either more significant or I'll try to focus more on being congenial. Maybe I should even try to get the golden middle and find the "perfect" mix of both things.

I'll try next time to sequence my sentences more significant, and I'll also try to go into more detail of the actual topic, less overweighting jokes and of course, I'll try to be more likeable next time.

I hope I can do it better next time, and I really hope to see you guys and girls in my next videos on my Youtube channel :)

sincerly
-A guy who definetly doesn't know ANYTHING at all! (DAC Flux)

The Internet isn't a safe place.

The Internet isn't a safe place as still many people think. And to be honest. When i was younger i never would have thought sites like wikileaks and co. Will ever exist.

The Internet was a happy place for me. It was fun to watch youtube Videos of other people back in those days.
I liked chatting with random people all over the world. And especially i liked playing games. Alone. With friends. Or online against or with other people.

Everything was cool beans. It was new for me. It was cool for me. It was just awesome. A place where i always wanted to be when i had a bad day. Or even when i had a good day. Nothing could hurt me there, right?

Wrong. It started when shit like 2Girls1Cup was popular because it was shocking and disbturbing. Sure. Digusting sites already existed brfore. But i never knew of their existance.

Then a fucking asshole send me a link to a video which i will never forget. I won't give you any names of all the disturbing shit i sadly had to find randomly because i still believe that children and people with a nice sanity can still be protected from that shit.

Sure the world is a gory, disgusting and political incorrect place. But do we really need to SEE all this stuff? Do we really need to destroy someones sanity by putting fucking shit like that into the internet?

The biggest reason why many people say that those sites should be never illegal is: because thats what this world looks like. These are news. Just uncut and uncensored.

We all know what kind of place this world is. We can imagine what happens around here. But in my opinion we dont need to actually see it. We dont live in such countries. We dont actually see stuff like that by going on the street. And with WE i mean all normal people who dont need to go through this. I feel sorry for all who have to deal with stuff like that everyday. But i cant change anything about their situation. And it wont ever change anything about it by watching such stuff. Publishing such stuff. Or even MAKING such stuff.

The only reasons in my opinion why people watch stuff like that by choosing it is simple. 1. Their stupid. 2. Gore attract them.

It is simple like that. And you cant disagree with this fact. Otherwise youre probably one of them. You say: " if you dont wsnt to see something like that than dont watch it " ?

You say it like it is an easy thing to do. But its not. Just look for a random word which comes you in mind and click through many sites. And there you go. You find pornography which isnt okay, real death, racism and hate speeches, and of course everything sanity draining stuff.

Its not easy to avoid it because a few clicks can already randomly do it. And what then? You like searching through the inernet. Trying to randomly find something interesting. And then you find something like this. At first you are shocked. And then you realize what you are actually watching right now.

How should a child for example avoid such stuff if its parents doesnt know of such sites because theyre not doing much on the internet? Or if they simply dont care? Such sites can ruin "normal" people. Why do they need to exist? If you wanna SEE what is going on in the world then fucking go and fly to this certain countries. Oh wait no. It would probably cost your life. Thats why many people assist such sites. They want to see real extreme gore without risking their life. They dont care about what happens in this world. They only care about seeing such stuff and probably getting errected by it.

Those sites got no reasons to exist. And still they exist and havent been banned. Why? Because many people cry CENSOORRR when it comes to internet censor. But the truth is that in my opinion this isnt censor. Its correct.
Dead people deserve respect no matter what people they were. Otherwise we arent better than the "bad" people.

And in my opinion such sites should be closed down. The people who uploaded disgusting stuff on it hunted down and judged for being so disrespectful.

Think about it. And if you're still disagreeing than you're a person who won't ever change the world to something good. No. The complete opposite. You're probably then a person who IS active changing the world to something even worse.

That's all.

Why ChuiPlayz got more Subscriber than me - The Truth!

Hello dear sir or madam.

I guess you're here to hear the truth behind Chui's fame.
And the reason why he is more famous than me.

Here it is. The bloody dark secret which should never be told, but i will now just to get him get rekt m9, bitch.

So.

I got 5 Subscriber, and he got about 195 Subscriber. Why is it like that?
I'll tell you now why. For real now.
I paid his subscribers to subscribe to him and watch his videos sometimes because he was feeling bad because i had about 700 Subs on my old (long time ago) deleted Youtube Channel called DarkFurzel.

But when i think about it now... i shouldn't have done that, because now he thinks he's better than me. But trust me, someday i'll have more subscriber and REAL NOT PAID Fans than him :)

There you go Chui. Get Rekt fgt. just kidding, but the story is true. If you don't believe me than look in google for: DAC 
You'll find awesome stuff. I mean.. the truth.

The funny thing is, you can't even find my stuff there because i'm wayyyy too famous for google. HUE PLIS!

sincerly
-DAC aka Flux

#FluxIsRising

A cool Review

Hello dear animal.
Today i wanna tell you a cool story about a cool review made by a cool guy called DAC.

Actually. I'm nearly finished writing my script. Current status is at about: 75%.

Still need to record some more footage.

After i'm done, i can finally start recordig my voice and record some stuff in front of my camera.

Edit. Fap. And stuff like that and then it's done.

Prepare for a stupid Review about a strange game which name i aint gonna tell you because its a secreeeet. But its made by Krome Games or something like that. The guys who dont know how to write chrome correctly. Hue. Get it?

Alright thats all. Gotta write my english exams now. Baybay bebe

#FluxIsRising

-DAC

Add me if you like!

Hey hey heeeeyyyy...

I just creaed a new LoL account because i want to play on N/A and not shitty EUW.

So i decided i let you know where you can add me.

LoL:
EUW: DS Dysun
N/A: DAC Flux

STEAM:
Furzel3 or Danny i guess.

Skype:
Ufzehlol

And thats all.
Add me wherever you like.
But dont expect shit of me.

Huehue mabubu

Dear Diary.

I hate ChuiPlayz. Because today is his birthday... And not mine...

First he stole my LilyPichu Porn. Then he got birthday. What comes next? He`s gonna die o wa?

Please god. Give him unlucky times :( jk but srsly. Make him suffa.

The end.

Im dead.

LilyPichu Story

Dear Diary,


[14:24P.M.]
today my whole LilyPichu Porn got stolen by ChuiPlayz.

[16:54P.M.]
Seriously... ChuiPlayz... Please give me back my LilyPichu Porn :(

[20:12P.M.]
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, ASSHOLE!!

[1:14A.M.]
I am so lonely without my special Porn :(

So i'm gonna sing you a song, maybe ChuiPlayz will give it back to me then...

LilyPichuuuuuuuuuuu
LILYYYYY PIIICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Best P0rn in life. 

The End.

And now let's wait and see what happens.

[5:781A.M.]
I am dead. 


The End

Speedruns! BATTLE ME

Greeting boys and girls.

Ever wanted to challenge someone? Now is your chance.
I'll do some just4fun speedruns. And if you wanna join then.. Well.. Join. XD

How to join:
Send me a PM on youtube named "Speedrun Battle Request"
Write inside that PM the name of the game. Thats all.
Record your speedrun and send it to me via PM link.
I'll add it to my speedrun and make a splitscreen Video out of it so people can compare both runs.

Rules for pretty much every run:
-no cheats
-no speed-up in an emulator
-dont manipulate your video by speeding it up or cutting something out
-use WSplit to record your time and your PAR time for single chapters/worlds

Quick example:
In super meat boy:
Create for every CHAPTER a new segment.
And for every bossfight too.
The run starts right when you press START.
Pls only send videos without comments and pretty much un-edited. Just render or compress them so the file wont be too big.

-emulators are only for some games allowed
-no 3rd party programs which manipulate your game/gameplay
-Provocated Bugs or Glitches are NOT allowed. Why? Because i want a clear pure run. Nothing else.
-your run will be rated at the end
-no savegames
-no savestats
-it must be a clesr and new run
-respect the % runs
Sometimes im gonna make a any% run sometimes a 100% run and so on. Respect that otherwise youre gonna be DQed and your run doesnt count compared to mine.

Rating system:
-single segment PAR time
-whole time
-complete rating of the whole run (for example - for used glitches. No matter what kind of glitch or bug)

You'll get a +/- quote compared to my run.

Viewer can rate too. 10/10 points aviable.
Categories:
-Whole run (which one was better in their opinion)
-overall skill
-bonus points

Dont wanna battle me in that kind of way? No problem. You can also do it like that if you like:
I make a speedrun.
You watch it and make a better or worse one.
Upload it to youtube.
Send me the link and i'll watch it.

That's all. So... Well. Yea... If you want to battle me then do so. If you dont want to then dont do it. The end.

Have a nice night folks :)

Day 3

Dear Diary,

Today i died. Why? Hell i don't even know. My beloved bandage girl got stolen from me. This assfuck fetus took her und escaped. I tried to hunt him down the tutorial, but he escaped.

Later this day i finally found him. Bandage girl bound on lil' slugger. Fetus activated lil slugger and hunted me down. I managed to escape and let him run against a wall. When i tried to reach bandage girl and free her, he escaped again.

A few days later after i managed to get pass the insane hospital with all those syrings and shit. After i got pass the salt factory with all its bathsalt stuff. Cloud9. I reached Hell. Literally i reached hell.

At this point i stopped and said to myself "fuck her. Shes not worth it. I wont go through hell just to get her back..." but i did...

After i went through the other worlds which names i forgot, i finally reached the end... Get it? With some epic music i had to proof what i learned and use every step wisely.

I defeated dr. Fetus and flee with bandage girl on my back.

The End (?)

My meatboy got stolen. I tried to find him but i think dr. Fetus is behind all this again. I looked for him in every single level he had to go through but i couldnt find him. Suddenly... A new world appeared named cotton alley. I'll find you ma meatboiii.

Blades. Chainsaws and all that crazy stuff. This world is full of deadly shit. I never managed to get through this pain. I'll never find my meatboy ever again... Im sorry meatboy... but you SUCK ASSHOLE BITCH!!!

So i left the cotton alley. Went to the main menu. And killed meatboy by clicking on shutdown. The end.

Script: Danny
Music: Amnesia
VisualFX: Unreal Engine
Steam: made by Danny
Asshole: Meatboy
Dr. FETUS is: gay

Byebye the end.

Day 2

Dear Diary.

Today i woke up drunk in a hotel. There were many strange noises.
I went out to see what happened. A couple jumped out the window and killed themselves. I knew i gotta get out of that shit. So i ran to the elevator, opened it and climbed inside of it. Suddenly the elevator crashed down. The door opened and i swear by God i saw the hell.

Undead people walking around. They tried to attack me. But then the elevator crashed again. A guy starting talking to me over a speaker. He gave me objectives. First i gotta get the hell out of the elevator and then run to the storage room to get hold of a weapon. But sadly... I failed when i got chased to the storage room by more of those bastard monsters.

I woke up in a beach house. People talking random stuff. I heard that the guy who saved my ass, is getting attacked outside. No one of those bloody bastards wanted to help him. Even tho they knew theyre gonna die if he should die.

I grabbed a paddle and ran out. First i got beaten by a fat zombie smacking my face. But i got up quickly and killed all of those assholes.

Later the guy called Sinamoi gave me some objectives. Getting the ID card. Clearing the way to the lifeguard tower. And so on. All because i am one of three other people who are immune against this "virus" thingy.

By the way: I am the black gangster rapper one hit wonder bitch. Some hours later after i helped those poor bitchez inside the lighthouse, i went back to the hotel and got a giant car. With it i broke through a blocked wall in a tunnel. I finally reached thankfully the city. Its shit here. Many dead people and no chance to drive a freakin car because too many barricades.

Someone told me my journey is gonna take me throuh a jungle... But then i stopped playing Dead Island. Becuase i hate jungles except of the jungles with the zombie monkeys hue.

The End. I DIED!!!

LILYPICHU I LOVE UU!!!!!!