Donnerstag, 6. November 2014

Day 5

Dear dirrhea.

Today I got corrupted by sin. I killed so many of them. I just couldnt stop. Sinamoi and the others needed my help. And in the end I found out that everything was wasted time. This fucking army... seriously... they just fucking blown the god damn Island. The people I helped... the people I risked my life for. Everything was gone and everything I did was just wasted time. The infection continued. After I finally got off this fucking boat I was stranded on an island. And guess what. The zombies were there already. Waiting for me to get killed by my hand again and again.  I found jason and also killed him. And then I died. I ragequit. Next time I will defeat pope. Trust me. The runners will survive. Until the end of days. Until the judgement day. The day where I will stop the corrupt and close minded people and freeing all the conduits so they can live free together with the normal humans. One day.... I'll defeat General Totenkopf a.k.a. Deathhead. The Walking Dead will be my slaves, I will plant some plants to fight with me against the zombies. Together we will defeat the evil major and help and free all constructs. One day... we will be the Last of Us.

I'm gonna find my dad now. And find out that the infected are aliens. And the voice in my head actually exist. Penumbra is waiting for me again. Lel.

-FluxChui

Day 4

Dear Anus.

Today my Mom tried to kill me. She told me that God told her, that I'm corrupted by sin. And then she tried to knife me. I was able to escape. I flee through our Basement and went deeper and deeper. And for some odd shit I landed in her womb. Dont ask me how I did that pls. I really dont wanna talk about it. I sliced open her heart. And then this goat guy appeared and fought me. After I defeated him I fought myself. And found a chest... with an old dramatically sad photo in it.

Mom is back. Seems like she got rebirthed. Lel. Good bye.

-fluxsaac

Mittwoch, 18. Juni 2014

New Comedy-Videos soon

Alrighty ladys and gentleman.

Some comedy videos will come soon as soon as I find some time off of my illness.
Also some other type of videos are already planned.
But I'm not gonna tell you what type of videos I planned for the future just to make it more interesting for you than it actually is.

Also I'm also planning a TV-Show like series on my channel. Nothing giant, just some short episodes which will be like a show with my alter-ego Flux.
So stay tuned for that. Videos will come soon.

Also new game reviews will also come soon. I already downloaded a few emulators so I got more freedom of which games I want to review.
Also the first review will be a Flux review so you can see the difference how it was before and how my Flux videos will look like.
The DAC review of an other game will follow after I made my Flux game review and uploaded it.

Also, last but not least: livestreams on Twitch.tv/dacflux I think my channel link was... new livestreams will continue every Saturday and - if I feel like to make another one - on Sunday.

I will stream games like Black Ops 2 Zombie Mode, Osu!, League of Legends (if it won't fuck up my bad ping on N/A) and many more.

That's all. I hope I helped you out with this blog post to keep you up-to-date what happens on on and around  my Youtube-channel.

Sincerly,
-Dyrus (VideoGameDunkey)

Followers.

So... I got 0 followers on Blogger, 0 follower on my Instagram page, 1 follower on tumblr, 1 follower on ask.fm,  3 follower on Twitter, and freaking 4 followers on vine because I made 7 really godlike random stupid vines? Wat?

10 Subscribers on my english channel
12 Subscribers on my german channel

And thousands of friends request in steam (0 people yesssss)

And ChuiPlayz gets 5 followers on Twitter for posting literally nothing
many followers on tumblr for posting attack on titan pictures
stoopid followers for answering no questions on ask.fm
1 follower for posting 2 nonsense vines, which aren't even funny (that one was me :D)

So yea. I'm jeliousesoujs becuz I wants dem too >:c


#FckUChuiBliet

sincerly
-Jontron

Dienstag, 17. Juni 2014

Samsung Galaxy S5

Hey Doods and Doodines I mean... Chui. I finally got my Samsung Galaxy S5. Its time to make some stupid Instagram pics and some really random stupid Vines finally. The end. Please dont die. ;D

Donnerstag, 12. Juni 2014

Why my Videos aren't "interesting" or "significant" enough!

Hello Ladies and Gentleman.

I think I finally found out why my videos are getting such a bad response from my friends who watched them.

First of all: I'm talking too much about other stuff than about the actual topic.
It overweights the part where i talk about the topic itself.

Second of all: eventually I or more the sentences i build up aren't enough significant.
BUT the strange thing is: it seems like I am also not congenial. Or less congenial than I actually think I am.

So let's put those two in one sentence.

My videos are literally "boring" because I am not congenial enough, and my sentences make either no sense or are way too less significant.

I literally beat about the bush when I write texts, in my videos or even in Real Life in a social conversation.

Now I finally understand why many people don't get what the hell I'm even talking about or why they don't understand what I mean.

It all makes sense now.

And I just found out, that noun in the english language are mostly written tiny instead of Apple, it's written like apple. Never actually knew that. lol. Thank you, internet!

Well, because this is my blog, I think i can beat a little bit around the bush.

Anyways, I'll try to make my next videos either more significant or I'll try to focus more on being congenial. Maybe I should even try to get the golden middle and find the "perfect" mix of both things.

I'll try next time to sequence my sentences more significant, and I'll also try to go into more detail of the actual topic, less overweighting jokes and of course, I'll try to be more likeable next time.

I hope I can do it better next time, and I really hope to see you guys and girls in my next videos on my Youtube channel :)

sincerly
-A guy who definetly doesn't know ANYTHING at all! (DAC Flux)

Mittwoch, 4. Juni 2014

The Internet isn't a safe place.

The Internet isn't a safe place as still many people think. And to be honest. When i was younger i never would have thought sites like wikileaks and co. Will ever exist.

The Internet was a happy place for me. It was fun to watch youtube Videos of other people back in those days.
I liked chatting with random people all over the world. And especially i liked playing games. Alone. With friends. Or online against or with other people.

Everything was cool beans. It was new for me. It was cool for me. It was just awesome. A place where i always wanted to be when i had a bad day. Or even when i had a good day. Nothing could hurt me there, right?

Wrong. It started when shit like 2Girls1Cup was popular because it was shocking and disbturbing. Sure. Digusting sites already existed brfore. But i never knew of their existance.

Then a fucking asshole send me a link to a video which i will never forget. I won't give you any names of all the disturbing shit i sadly had to find randomly because i still believe that children and people with a nice sanity can still be protected from that shit.

Sure the world is a gory, disgusting and political incorrect place. But do we really need to SEE all this stuff? Do we really need to destroy someones sanity by putting fucking shit like that into the internet?

The biggest reason why many people say that those sites should be never illegal is: because thats what this world looks like. These are news. Just uncut and uncensored.

We all know what kind of place this world is. We can imagine what happens around here. But in my opinion we dont need to actually see it. We dont live in such countries. We dont actually see stuff like that by going on the street. And with WE i mean all normal people who dont need to go through this. I feel sorry for all who have to deal with stuff like that everyday. But i cant change anything about their situation. And it wont ever change anything about it by watching such stuff. Publishing such stuff. Or even MAKING such stuff.

The only reasons in my opinion why people watch stuff like that by choosing it is simple. 1. Their stupid. 2. Gore attract them.

It is simple like that. And you cant disagree with this fact. Otherwise youre probably one of them. You say: " if you dont wsnt to see something like that than dont watch it " ?

You say it like it is an easy thing to do. But its not. Just look for a random word which comes you in mind and click through many sites. And there you go. You find pornography which isnt okay, real death, racism and hate speeches, and of course everything sanity draining stuff.

Its not easy to avoid it because a few clicks can already randomly do it. And what then? You like searching through the inernet. Trying to randomly find something interesting. And then you find something like this. At first you are shocked. And then you realize what you are actually watching right now.

How should a child for example avoid such stuff if its parents doesnt know of such sites because theyre not doing much on the internet? Or if they simply dont care? Such sites can ruin "normal" people. Why do they need to exist? If you wanna SEE what is going on in the world then fucking go and fly to this certain countries. Oh wait no. It would probably cost your life. Thats why many people assist such sites. They want to see real extreme gore without risking their life. They dont care about what happens in this world. They only care about seeing such stuff and probably getting errected by it.

Those sites got no reasons to exist. And still they exist and havent been banned. Why? Because many people cry CENSOORRR when it comes to internet censor. But the truth is that in my opinion this isnt censor. Its correct.
Dead people deserve respect no matter what people they were. Otherwise we arent better than the "bad" people.

And in my opinion such sites should be closed down. The people who uploaded disgusting stuff on it hunted down and judged for being so disrespectful.

Think about it. And if you're still disagreeing than you're a person who won't ever change the world to something good. No. The complete opposite. You're probably then a person who IS active changing the world to something even worse.

That's all.

Sonntag, 1. Juni 2014

Why ChuiPlayz got more Subscriber than me - The Truth!

Hello dear sir or madam.

I guess you're here to hear the truth behind Chui's fame.
And the reason why he is more famous than me.

Here it is. The bloody dark secret which should never be told, but i will now just to get him get rekt m9, bitch.

So.

I got 5 Subscriber, and he got about 195 Subscriber. Why is it like that?
I'll tell you now why. For real now.

I paid his subscribers to subscribe to him and watch his videos sometimes because he was feeling bad because i had about 700 Subs on my old (long time ago) deleted Youtube Channel called DarkFurzel.

But when i think about it now... i shouldn't have done that, because now he thinks he's better than me. But trust me, someday i'll have more subscriber and REAL NOT PAID Fans than him :)

There you go Chui. Get Rekt fgt. just kidding, but the story is true. If you don't believe me than look in google for: DAC 
You'll find awesome stuff. I mean.. the truth.

The funny thing is, you can't even find my stuff there because i'm wayyyy too famous for google. HUE PLIS!

sincerly
-DAC aka Flux

#FluxIsRising

Montag, 26. Mai 2014

A cool Review

Hello dear animal.
Today i wanna tell you a cool story about a cool review made by a cool guy called DAC.

Actually. I'm nearly finished writing my script. Current status is at about: 75%.

Still need to record some more footage.

After i'm done, i can finally start recordig my voice and record some stuff in front of my camera.

Edit. Fap. And stuff like that and then it's done.

Prepare for a stupid Review about a strange game which name i aint gonna tell you because its a secreeeet. But its made by Krome Games or something like that. The guys who dont know how to write chrome correctly. Hue. Get it?

Alright thats all. Gotta write my english exams now. Baybay bebe

#FluxIsRising

-DAC

Mittwoch, 21. Mai 2014

Add me if you like!

Hey hey heeeeyyyy...

I just creaed a new LoL account because i want to play on N/A and not shitty EUW.

So i decided i let you know where you can add me.

LoL:
EUW: DS Dysun
N/A: DAC Flux

STEAM:
Furzel3 or Danny i guess.

Skype:
Ufzehlol

And thats all.
Add me wherever you like.
But dont expect shit of me.

Montag, 19. Mai 2014

Huehue mabubu

Dear Diary.

I hate ChuiPlayz. Because today is his birthday... And not mine...

First he stole my LilyPichu Porn. Then he got birthday. What comes next? He`s gonna die o wa?

Please god. Give him unlucky times :( jk but srsly. Make him suffa.

The end.



Im dead.

Samstag, 17. Mai 2014

LilyPichu Story

Dear Diary,


[14:24P.M.]
today my whole LilyPichu Porn got stolen by ChuiPlayz.

[16:54P.M.]
Seriously... ChuiPlayz... Please give me back my LilyPichu Porn :(

[20:12P.M.]
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, ASSHOLE!!

[1:14A.M.]
I am so lonely without my special Porn :(

So i'm gonna sing you a song, maybe ChuiPlayz will give it back to me then...

LilyPichuuuuuuuuuuu
LILYYYYY PIIICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Best P0rn in life. 

The End.

And now let's wait and see what happens.

[5:781A.M.]
I am dead. 


The End

Montag, 12. Mai 2014

Speedruns! BATTLE ME

Greeting boys and girls.

Ever wanted to challenge someone? Now is your chance.
I'll do some just4fun speedruns. And if you wanna join then.. Well.. Join. XD

How to join:
Send me a PM on youtube named "Speedrun Battle Request"
Write inside that PM the name of the game. Thats all.
Record your speedrun and send it to me via PM link.
I'll add it to my speedrun and make a splitscreen Video out of it so people can compare both runs.

Rules for pretty much every run:
-no cheats
-no speed-up in an emulator
-dont manipulate your video by speeding it up or cutting something out
-use WSplit to record your time and your PAR time for single chapters/worlds

Quick example:
In super meat boy:
Create for every CHAPTER a new segment.
And for every bossfight too.
The run starts right when you press START.
Pls only send videos without comments and pretty much un-edited. Just render or compress them so the file wont be too big.

-emulators are only for some games allowed
-no 3rd party programs which manipulate your game/gameplay
-Provocated Bugs or Glitches are NOT allowed. Why? Because i want a clear pure run. Nothing else.
-your run will be rated at the end
-no savegames
-no savestats
-it must be a clesr and new run
-respect the % runs
Sometimes im gonna make a any% run sometimes a 100% run and so on. Respect that otherwise youre gonna be DQed and your run doesnt count compared to mine.

Rating system:
-single segment PAR time
-whole time
-complete rating of the whole run (for example - for used glitches. No matter what kind of glitch or bug)

You'll get a +/- quote compared to my run.

Viewer can rate too. 10/10 points aviable.
Categories:
-Whole run (which one was better in their opinion)
-overall skill
-bonus points

Dont wanna battle me in that kind of way? No problem. You can also do it like that if you like:
I make a speedrun.
You watch it and make a better or worse one.
Upload it to youtube.
Send me the link and i'll watch it.

That's all. So... Well. Yea... If you want to battle me then do so. If you dont want to then dont do it. The end.

Have a nice night folks :)

Day 3

Dear Diary,

Today i died. Why? Hell i don't even know. My beloved bandage girl got stolen from me. This assfuck fetus took her und escaped. I tried to hunt him down the tutorial, but he escaped.

Later this day i finally found him. Bandage girl bound on lil' slugger. Fetus activated lil slugger and hunted me down. I managed to escape and let him run against a wall. When i tried to reach bandage girl and free her, he escaped again.

A few days later after i managed to get pass the insane hospital with all those syrings and shit. After i got pass the salt factory with all its bathsalt stuff. Cloud9. I reached Hell. Literally i reached hell.

At this point i stopped and said to myself "fuck her. Shes not worth it. I wont go through hell just to get her back..." but i did...

After i went through the other worlds which names i forgot, i finally reached the end... Get it? With some epic music i had to proof what i learned and use every step wisely.

I defeated dr. Fetus and flee with bandage girl on my back.

The End (?)

My meatboy got stolen. I tried to find him but i think dr. Fetus is behind all this again. I looked for him in every single level he had to go through but i couldnt find him. Suddenly... A new world appeared named cotton alley. I'll find you ma meatboiii.

Blades. Chainsaws and all that crazy stuff. This world is full of deadly shit. I never managed to get through this pain. I'll never find my meatboy ever again... Im sorry meatboy... but you SUCK ASSHOLE BITCH!!!

So i left the cotton alley. Went to the main menu. And killed meatboy by clicking on shutdown. The end.

Script: Danny
Music: Amnesia
VisualFX: Unreal Engine
Steam: made by Danny
Asshole: Meatboy
Dr. FETUS is: gay

Byebye the end.

Day 2

Dear Diary.

Today i woke up drunk in a hotel. There were many strange noises.
I went out to see what happened. A couple jumped out the window and killed themselves. I knew i gotta get out of that shit. So i ran to the elevator, opened it and climbed inside of it. Suddenly the elevator crashed down. The door opened and i swear by God i saw the hell.

Undead people walking around. They tried to attack me. But then the elevator crashed again. A guy starting talking to me over a speaker. He gave me objectives. First i gotta get the hell out of the elevator and then run to the storage room to get hold of a weapon. But sadly... I failed when i got chased to the storage room by more of those bastard monsters.

I woke up in a beach house. People talking random stuff. I heard that the guy who saved my ass, is getting attacked outside. No one of those bloody bastards wanted to help him. Even tho they knew theyre gonna die if he should die.

I grabbed a paddle and ran out. First i got beaten by a fat zombie smacking my face. But i got up quickly and killed all of those assholes.

Later the guy called Sinamoi gave me some objectives. Getting the ID card. Clearing the way to the lifeguard tower. And so on. All because i am one of three other people who are immune against this "virus" thingy.

By the way: I am the black gangster rapper one hit wonder bitch. Some hours later after i helped those poor bitchez inside the lighthouse, i went back to the hotel and got a giant car. With it i broke through a blocked wall in a tunnel. I finally reached thankfully the city. Its shit here. Many dead people and no chance to drive a freakin car because too many barricades.

Someone told me my journey is gonna take me throuh a jungle... But then i stopped playing Dead Island. Becuase i hate jungles except of the jungles with the zombie monkeys hue.

The End. I DIED!!!

LILYPICHU I LOVE UU!!!!!!

Freitag, 9. Mai 2014

Day 1

Dear Diary.

Today i died.

Just kidding haha GOTYAAAAA.
I am trapped. I wandered around the arctic and then i found an old empty mine. I fell into the mine because i tried to find a secure place against the warm clima of the seals living there. I am trapped and it seems like there is no way out. I got a letter from my daddy saying he IS actually still alive. I was on a search for him in the arctic before all this happened. I found a diary from someone who got trapped too. 40 years ago. Seems like he is still alive. He cut out his tounge because he ate toxic spiders. Before i could ask him if there is a way out he broke his door and made a small tunnel and escaped.

Later this day (i think) i found a radio. Got a transmission. A guy called "Red" helped me to get pass some obsteclsdseses.

Later this day again he burned himself. Or... He let me burn HIM to death. I accquiered a key from his ashes.

Before i was able to escape a zombie attacked me.

I got jaild in a prisoner cell. When i got out the thing hunted me.

I think i wont survive this mine. I mean bunker... I... I mean... Laboratory?

When i woke up i recognized i played too much Penumbra Overture and Black Plague.

To all people who read this. Check out my german Lets Play Channel called DannyBoyGameplay.
The videos will be uploaded there soon ;D

Want more of this? Help me surviving this mine thing. And youll get more of my diary. Or well.. At least some of my fresh diarreah xD

The End

SINCERLY
-Danny

Donnerstag, 8. Mai 2014

Blogger on Android

I officialy got blogger now on my android phone. So... I can tell you my dirty secrets even if im not at home. Yessssss THATS WHAT WE ALL WANTEDDDDD!!!!

Sonntag, 4. Mai 2014

Can't sleep again...

Well. Here I am again. Sitting at 2:34AM in front of my PC again, writing this blog.

This time it's not my insomnia who blocks my sleeping rythm. It's something more complicated. And i thought... well... I can't sleep right now... I'm feeling bad, why not crying the hell out of me in a blog again?

So. I was chased my some disturbing scenes i saw in some movies and animes a few years ago.
I normally like gore in Movies or Horror Scenes, but i always knew they're gonna hunt me down someday. And here we go again. For the 1000th time now i'm getting haunted by those scenes.
Those thoughts. Those feelings. Those everything. 

I am talking about Corpse Party: tortured souls. Not the game. I am talking about the OVA i saw about a year ago on proxer.me.
I just can't delete this scenes out of my head where this person his tounge gets cut out with a scissor...
god damnit. This hunts me down so bad.

Saw. The scene where her eyes get squished by those pipes in SAW 3D.

 A serbian film. The Human centipede 2. Basically every crap movie what is out there is haunting me.

Every horrific scene i saw, every gory stuff i saw, every shit i saw.

Everything hunts me down, chasing me, stealing my sleep and torturing me by just remembering those scenes. Everytime i close my eyes i see them. Clear. Even more clear than FullHD.
Thank god i never mistakly watched a snuff film. Otherwise i wouldn't EVER sleep in my life.

I know all those movies are fake, but this doesn't change anything about the fact that those scenes were just horrifying. Normally when i see such movies i'm for the first second like "o.o" and then i'm like always with my poker face on my... well... face... like "°u°"
And then the horror comes. It chases me after YEARS. I see scenes in my head of movies i watched a few years ago. Movies i watched when i was about 12 or something. 

Why? Just why do they appear? Why do i see them when i close my eyes always?

Why do they torture me so much so i can't sleep?

I don't get it... well... and now to the main point i'm aiming for.

You are all live with me. I'll never watch a horror/splatter movie again, never gonna play brutal games ever again, never gonna swear in my life. AND because i can't be happy, let me at least try to make YOU happy. Give me a chance. I'll try my best.

Stay tuned, i'll make some Comedy Videos soon :)

Have a nice day.









And as always: DATE ME LILYPICHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAYUMMM!!!!

Donnerstag, 1. Mai 2014

School = yes, Sleep = no.

God damnit. I got School today. And as everyone should know (if you don't then you'll know after reading this nonsense Blog :D) I got Insomnia.
And instead of going to bed now, and at least TRYING to sleep, i'm sitting in front of my PC, writing Anime Reviews, Playing Videogames, Thinking of Video Ideas for my Youtube Channel...
Even though i know tomorrow... or... today will be a pretty long, hard and exhausting day in school.
I'm close to my final tests to get my exam. I wonder how i think i'm gonna manage visiting every test if i just can't sleep?

BTW: if i should miss a test or doesn't visit it, i'll have to do the whole year again. 
So... i guess i shouldn't fall ill or sleep more than often, so i'm not tired and can write the tests.

I don't really worry about the tests itself, i'm just a bit worried failing it because of my Insonmia.
BTW again: If i can't sleep, because of Insomnia, i'll normally fall asleep at 5am. And that's god damn bad. Because my tests/school starts at 7am and i know me. I know how my body works. 5am falling asleep, waking up at 0. ALWAYS. THIS HAPPENES ALWAYSSSSS. 

Well.. i don't really know why the freakin' nuts i'm writing this nonesense here again.
But it's kinda fun. Gotta admit, when the clock hits 0, i always get pervy and talk/write A LOT.

I could write a whole Book or even two while i'm awake at this time.
Well... but i'm too lazy.

Anyways. To everyone who reads this.
Wish me luck.

And good night :)

I had a dream...

I had a dream... in my dream i was on a date with lilypichu.
We had a fun time, ate something, talked and laughed, and then right when she was about to give me a good-evening-kiss, i woke up and ran like satan to my toilet because i drank too much water before going to bed. Does that mean something?

Well... anyways... i were so sad... because i know it was just a dream, and it's never gonna come true. That's why i drank too much alcohol and puked all over my place.

And after writing all those beautiful words, i recognized i'm just randomly typing words in this blog so i can finally link it to my channel :D










By the way. I really wish LilyPichu would go on a date with me :(

The End of Chapter 7.